Adults Just 4 Times a Day
For the Fun Of It! Silly Stress Relief
Sometimes, when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose… Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following is an excerpt from a children’s book, “Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants”, by Dave Pilkey. In the book, the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names…
Use the third letter of your first name to determine YOUR new first name:
A = poopsie
B = lumpy
C = buttercup
D = gidget
E = crusty
F = greasy
G = fluffy
H = cheeseball
I = chim-chim
J = stinky
K = flunky
L = booger
M = pinky
N = zippy
O = goober
P = doofus
Q = slimy
R = loopy
S = snotty
T = tulefel
U = dorkey
V = squeezit
W = oprah
X = skipper
Y = dinky
Z = zsa zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
A = diaper
B = toilet
C = giggle
D = burger
E = girdle
F = barf
G = lizard
H = waffle
I = cootie
J = monkey
K = potty
L = liver
M = banana
N = rhino
O = bubble
P = hamster
Q = toad
R = gizzard
S = pizza
T = gerbil
U = chicken
V = pickle
W = chuckle
X = tofu
Y = gorilla
Z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
A = head
B = mouth
C = face
D = nose
E = tush
F = breath
G = pants
H = shorts
I = lips
J = honker
K = butt
L = brain
M = tushie
N = chunks
O = hiney
P = biscuits
Q = toes
R = buns
S = fanny
T = sniffer
U = sprinkles
V = kisser
W = squirt
X = humperdinck
Y = brains
Z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush’s new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Maybe it’s time to re-name your entire staff team?…Just for the fun of it!
And remember…children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average
of 4 times a day…
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